Learn some GODDAMN proper English!! - "Ham"

I was scrolling through my Facebook news feed when I came across a friend's friend post. 

I was trying intensely to figure out what he meant. Is he about to give some roasted pork to someone? Is he going pig hunting? Or maybe he is buying bacon at the store! I asked my roommate what her thoughts were. She had no idea. So I asked my other friend... Google. 

I have found several popular meanings of the phrase "goin ham..." 

Urban Dictionary - "Hard as a MotherF***er"
ChaCha Answers - To raise mayhem
Yahoo! Answers - "Hand around manhood" 

But there is no clear definition to what "goin ham" actually means. I have to assume the second definition (raising mayhem) is what my friend's friend meant in his Facebook status update since it's the one that made the most sense. Unless he really is updating that he is about to masterbate. Then I will be rendered speechless due to disgust.

What has this society been reduced to? And on another note. What does the word motherf***er really mean? F*** has been constantly been referred to as having sexual intercourse or intimacy with someone. So if you call someone motherf***er then are you insulting your own mother or them? Why would you ever imply that your mother had any kind of relationship with the dirty pathetic unless excuse for an human being that you are trying to insult? It would seem that you are calling your own mother desperate enough to seek company from this person. 

So really... if you are trying to imply that you are hard as a motherf***er then what are really saying? Just a thought.

I just cannot wrap my head around these useless pitiable phrases. 

Ok... Let me tell you guys the actual meaning of "ham"...

So... Please go learn some GODDAMN proper English! This is just another random rant by Yet Another Angry Asian Girl.